Best Selling Pet Detective Blankets

Plants are pets too! In fact, they're the new fashionable trendy pet. Proud plant parents, show off your love and support for your little green companions.

If you pet a cat you are worshipping satan. The beast resides in all of our feline associates. Inside resides the purest form of evil. So release the beast in every kitty by petting them on their bellies. Soon you will find your arms are covered in blood for their rituals to summon the spawn of satan himself. So with this design, Pet cats and hail satan!

Cats are awesome. they just don't give a F***. This is simple. Everytime you pet a cat you are worshipping satan. So worship the beast and realize satan is happy with how your progressing every time you pet a kitty cat. So meow up with this great blanket featuring baphomet petting a cute kitty cat. Perfect for someone who loves practicing black magic and petting cats all night long.

This cute blanket features a precious kitten and the words "feeling shitty? Pet a kitty" and is perfect for people who love their pet cat, cats, kittens, kitties, and is ideal for showing love for your pet when your feeling shitty at the gym, school, college, university, work, or just hanging out watching Netflix with your cat in your dorm room!

Kitty cats are like little domesticated lions. Relax, have no worries and chill out by petting a girls best friend. This blanket features the phrase "Hakuna Magato it means pet cats" and a fun simple pattern. If you're a spanish speaking crazy cat lady or just a fan of our furry friends snuggle with this throw blanket to show you are a laid back cat lover.

This funny satanic cat shirt reads, "I Pet Cats For Satan" and is a funny way to celebrate your love of cats but with a hint of darkness! Let's all hail cats with this dark but hilarious shirt!

Hell doesn't care about cat hair. Show off your love of all things occult and cat love with this, "Pet Cats Hail Satan" sphynx cat design featuring a satanic sphynx! Perfect for funny cat gifts, occult humor, satanic rituals, and hailing satan!

We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets' heads are falling off! Poor Petey. Let Petey live on forever in your dumb memory with this even dumber blanket.

Some days, all you want to do is pet cats and listen to metal, and this funny heavy metal tee is perfect for those times! This metal cat design is perfect for any metalhead who loves the thrill of a mosh pit but also enjoys petting cute and fluffy cats. Everyone needs a middle ground!

Join the True Detective Boys Rustin Cohle and Martin Hart in their quest for the truth in the face of questionable evidence with this mind spiral design.

Ah, The axolotl. The world renowned critter that lives in water, but is as cute as a kitten! Great for people who are obsessed with this adorable amphibian!

Every time you pet a cat, you pay homage to the deepest forces of evil which reside within it. Praise satan, pet your cat! The purring just means it's working.

Your cat has the dream life. Snacking and sleeping all day with absolutely no stress. Show off your desire to be just like your cat with this pet themed design that says "everyone wants to be a cat".

I love plantssssss! Show off your love of plants, snakes, and snake plants with this western-inspired illustrative graphic!

Celebrate the magic of black cats with this, "Black Cats Are Magic" design with an illustration of a black cat. Purrrfect for your witchy, occult, halloween, and cat lover vibes.

Ferrets are chic, slinky and oh so fashionable! If you are a fan of ferrets, fashion and France, this cute, french ferret blanket will help decorate your fashionable life style!

Capybara hot spring. Show your love for the world's friendliest animal with this cute illustration of a capybara sitting in a pool with floating yuzu fruits.

Everyone knows birds are the best companions out there! Cats and dogs are way overrated. When was the last time you talked to your cat and it replied to you? It probably hasn't. Parakeets, lorikeets, finches, green-cheeked amazons, you name it! There's a perfect bird out there for everyone. If you're a bird owner, bird watcher, or even just a bird lover, this cute bird blanket is perfect for you! Show off your obsession with these puffy, feathery, and talkative critters!

So what you're single. Who cares no one wants to date you. Whatever, you're not in a relationship. Who gives a crap. You have kittens, and even if you don't have kittens pet stores have kittens you can pet. So let the world know that you don't need no man cause their are kittens in the world with this cute blanket design!

There's a cat for every cat lover on this adorable pixel art pattern!

Fix your coffee kick with this adorable Puppuccino! Arf arf! He's saved all his cuteness up just for you.

Cats on cats on cats! Why have just one, when you can have a whole litter?! The more the meowyer.

Forget homework, video games and socialization. You'd rather cuddle up with your furry best friend. Time spent with cats is never wasted! Celebrate your purrfect friendship with this adorable cat themed blanket.

We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets heads are falling off! Dumb and dumber fans as well as Parakeet fans alike will enjoy this warm blue blanket!

Why be a mother of dragons when you can be a mother of doggos!? They are sure to show you much more love, and won't torch your favorite dress - They might chew on them though.... but their undying loyalty will make up for that.

Dedicated to fellow cat parents, I'm sure your neck and your back were once a victim of your cat's attacks.

Show off your love of cats with this super cute and adorable pet lover's, everything is FINE blanket home decor ! Don't worry about me because everything is fine and nobody should worry or stress or be anxious ever. LOL.

The secret to happiness is cats so what better way to show off your love for felines and your newfound happiness you get from your pets. This blanket is perfect for all cat lovers who love curling up and cuddling with their furry friends.

Behold! The greatest kitty cat blanket in all of existence... Well maybe not. We had to get your attention some how. For all you kitten lovers and pet lovers this blanket is perfect for any animal friendly home!

Everyone loves the cute little adipose aliens, but did you know they kept pets? Spawned from the bellies of the cuddly fat cats all over the world catipose prowl and purred their way to the phone box and are taking over. Enjoy this cute adipose cat mashup in this nerdy blanket design.

Everyone loves the cute little adipose aliens, but did you know they kept pets? Spawned from the bellies of the cuddly fat cats all over the world catipose prowl and purred their way to the phone box and are taking over. Enjoy this cute adipose cat mashup in this nerdy blanket design.